Your Stomach is the Bouncer.

This is an oldie but goodie. Jim Breuer gives you the run down on how to drink successfully by reenacting what goes on in your stomach.



I just want to add as a tip here: don't ever ever ever f*ing drink a lot and then eat a sh*tload of noodles. Seriously. If you should happen to yack, it's like a billion worms crawling out of your throat drenched in whiskey- not the kind of experience you want to print on a t-shirt. Actually, wait! THAT WOULD BE AN AWESOME TSHIRT! "I drank half a 60 pounder of Jack with 4 servings of chow mein and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and puke that was like a billion whiskey-drenched f*ing worms crawling out of my throat)." Take note, birthday presents...