How To Get Alcohol If You're Underaged

When I started watching this video, I was thinking "omg, I used to buy alcohol from bums, too!" Then the video went in another direction...Entirely... wtf : Watch Here

Nicest Jewelry in the World

Or so I would like you to think...

My etsy! Please check-a-check-a-check-check CHECK IT OUT.

http://missmanatee.etsy.com

Every Day Goes to Skoo.

I'd like to talk to you seriously for a minute...

Life is a challenge, and everyone has their own trials and tribulations to overcome. What many people fail to realize (and this is where they make their biggest mistake) is that there is a recipe for success. As my gift to you, a token of my love and empathy for each and every single one of you, I give you the meaning of life:

Oh man...oh man....

Other people's deranged psychosis is my LOL.



I am at the same time madly in love with and disgusted by this man... Kinda like all men.

Pok Pok Pok Pok

Smallest Man Meets Woman With Longest Legs

Ok, so ping-ping (the mini guy) is like "pok pok pok pok" and someone TRANSLATES THAT INTO A COHERENT ENGLISH SENTENCE? come on, how could I not f*ng laugh!? And then...AND THEN, I quote the narrator: "The Guiness Book of World Records says they don't want to make the book a freakshow"... honey, if you've got the batter in the bowl, don't try to tell me you're not makin' pancakes!

Ay Dios Mio

I call John Leguizamo. NO, HE'S MINE! I CALLED HIM!... It's not fair, I don't want to end up with Rosie Perez - nobody likes her. Mommmmm, Lucy is hogging the Mexicans again!