Hickory dickory...WHAT?

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock..
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

And now the cat stands on trail for reckless endangerment causing death.

(I'm a hop skip and a litterbox away from "i can has cheezburger?" here, I know. But the rhyme was adorable and I COULDN'T HELP IIIIIIT. Someone please, refer a good therapist.)