Monday, October 6, 2008

Billy Mays Can't Read

We all know and unanimously loathe those damned hyperactive, demonic informercialists, don't we? That JUICEMAN, with his freaky eyebrow caterpillars screaming about how he's really 600 f*n years old because of JUUUUIIIICE!!! That blonde guy with the pony tails who was selling some kind of exercise equipment, but all I bought after watching him was a relaxing tea to calm the f*k down. OH! And that screaming guy with the beard who sells all sorts of useless sh*t.

The opinions expressed by those who wrote the content of the following link are not necessarily shared by the manatee, but she laughed her f*ng tits off reading it:



http://billymayscantread.com/

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