Every Day Goes to Skoo.

I'd like to talk to you seriously for a minute...

Life is a challenge, and everyone has their own trials and tribulations to overcome. What many people fail to realize (and this is where they make their biggest mistake) is that there is a recipe for success. As my gift to you, a token of my love and empathy for each and every single one of you, I give you the meaning of life:

Oh man...oh man....

Other people's deranged psychosis is my LOL.



I am at the same time madly in love with and disgusted by this man... Kinda like all men.

Pok Pok Pok Pok

Smallest Man Meets Woman With Longest Legs

Ok, so ping-ping (the mini guy) is like "pok pok pok pok" and someone TRANSLATES THAT INTO A COHERENT ENGLISH SENTENCE? come on, how could I not f*ng laugh!? And then...AND THEN, I quote the narrator: "The Guiness Book of World Records says they don't want to make the book a freakshow"... honey, if you've got the batter in the bowl, don't try to tell me you're not makin' pancakes!

Ay Dios Mio

I call John Leguizamo. NO, HE'S MINE! I CALLED HIM!... It's not fair, I don't want to end up with Rosie Perez - nobody likes her. Mommmmm, Lucy is hogging the Mexicans again!

For a Good Time, Call:

Y'mean I've been missing out all these years, thinking that number would link to some poor unpopular and therefore desperate virgin, when actually...wait... *runs to phone*

The Real Truthiness?

This video is part interview, part biography, part behind-the-scenes, but most IMPORTANTLY it's Stephen Colbert out of character! Totally worth watching, if you're a fan like me. Otherwise, please move along and choke on your own bile. Thanks:

Boil Them. Boil Them All.

That's right, folks. Not one, not two, but THREE infomercial posts in one throw! Now that's a deal!

This guy does the best f*n Christopher Walken impression this side of Siam (There's a cross-eyed amputee transvestite in Siam who makes the following impression look like cow farts, but that's another story)... Uh, so here you go:

Speaking of Juice Weasels

I didn't want to post this but I drank a dead rat, became invisible, and well the rest writes itself.

Billy Mays Can't Read

We all know and unanimously loathe those damned hyperactive, demonic informercialists, don't we? That JUICEMAN, with his freaky eyebrow caterpillars screaming about how he's really 600 f*n years old because of JUUUUIIIICE!!! That blonde guy with the pony tails who was selling some kind of exercise equipment, but all I bought after watching him was a relaxing tea to calm the f*k down. OH! And that screaming guy with the beard who sells all sorts of useless sh*t.

The opinions expressed by those who wrote the content of the following link are not necessarily shared by the manatee, but she laughed her f*ng tits off reading it:



http://billymayscantread.com/

Thank Goodness For Sluts

F*ng hell f*ng yes!!! Granny number one: double fingers it! Granny number two: rockin' the ironically appropriate tartan skirt and smutting it the f*k up! Granny number three: Check out the bling, bitches! Granny number four: That perfect subtle hardcore look took 87 years to perfect! AND THE BEST OF ALL - I'M PRETTY SURE THESE ARE ALL MEN!!!

Hot Girls Make the Rules!

That's how you gotta be. When you are the hottest little pieces of ass in town, you call the f*n shots!



Can you imagine what a reduction there would be in morning-after episodes of "what the F*** did i DO last night" if all ugly people abode by such a rule?

Rar Ruv Rarrrrrrr?

Okay, lady. First of all, there is NOTHING special about that dog. There's a girl at my school with severe autism who can do the exact same trick, and your dog isn't even retarded. Second of all, he's not saying "I love you", he's saying "Arr arr roooo". Next time you post a video, do it with some f*ing pride!

Top Tens!

And the number one person I would not want to be at 8:43pm is....



Seriously, though, not being that guy makes this look pretty hilarious. Let's all laugh in memory of the poor bastard! HAHAHAHAHA... (I'm the only one laughing, aren't I)

Febtober?

I'll take "anal bum cover" for $400. Suck it, Trebek! Har har har har.

An Incredible Resource!

To think, women sometimes spend half of their lives searching for Mr. Right when he is just one handsome click away! (the picture leads you to the site - it looks like spam at first, but read carefully. this one's a GEM!)



I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Yum".